Lash sold Chet's black bass

Our dinner conversation retold by Clint (aka Dada):

After hearing "MINE!!!  MINE!!!"  way, way, way too many times from our child in a highchair.... I had a discussion with Lash.  It went very much like this:

Lash:  "Mine!!!  Mine!!!"

Dada:  So, that's yours huh?  Did you go to the store and buy it with your own money?
Lash:  ...Yup

Dada:  Where did you get the money?
Lash:  Duikar  (guitar)

Dada:  You got the money from a guitar?
Lash:  Yup

Dada:  Did you sell a guitar?
Lash:  Yup

Dada:  Whose guitar did you sell?
Lash:  Det

Dada:  You sold Chet's guitar?
Lash:  Bass

Mama:  Did you sell Chet's guitar or Bass?
Lash:  Bass

Mama:  What color was it?
Lash:  Black

Our parenting and reasoning skills quickly became ineffective at that point...  We'll keep working on him.