October 16, 2012

Facebook status updates

For the sake of time, a lot of the cute things Lash says or does gets posted as Facebook status updates. I decided to compile and post some of the funnier ones:

Clint:

10/16/2012: I need a physicist... Toddler spills approximately 1/2 cup of milk on the floor. Milk splashes behind the toddler to nearly 6'6" up the wall AND stretches roughly 8 feet across the floor opposite the wall. A simultaneous "WOW" escaped our mouths as we sat shocked in complete amazement... Everything was fine until toddler defiantly shouts, "I'm not happy with YOU right now - dad!"

10/5/2012: Nose to nose with his stuffed giraffe and both hands clutched around the limp giraffes throat, "HAVE YOU SEEN MY PLUG?!?!!?!?? DO YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS?!!! Is it in the closet?!!!" ("Plug" = "pacifier" and Lash got unplugged a few weeks ago.)

9/26/2012: Spoken at 7:00 A.M., "Dad, tell me about your day."

9/21/2012: "NO DAD!!! I am NOT going to 'Spank City' on my birthday!!!"

8/29/2012: It's bedtime. You are stalling. You know the drill. Bathroom. Brush your teeth. Let's go! Ok, let me help you... "DAAAAAAAAAAAD!!! Be kind to one another and build eachother up! That means you be nice to me!" Mark? "No!!!" First Thessalonians? "Five Eleven!!! Be kind to one another and build eachother up! That means you be nice to me Dad!!!" (He's not even 3 and already he is preparing to outwit me...)

7/19/2012: You know it's gonna be good when your 2 year old starts out a story with, "Back when I was a little boy..."

Sarah:

10/16/2012: This morning I told Lash to go potty (because that is what he does first thing every morning or else I end up cleaning up a whole lot of pee off the bathroom floor) and he responded with "I don't have to..." (serious face....pause) "...I went yesterday."

10/12/2012: Today at lunch I asked Lash what his favorite fruit was and he responded with "Maybe fruit salad."...what a smart guy!

9/25/2012: In case anyone is needing Christmas ideas for Lash he wants "pears, oranges, apples, bananas, blueberries, strawberries....and...umm...toys...and...umm...Kohl's Cash."




October 5, 2012

CIRCLES!

This is a game that Lash named CIRCLES! He loves it and so does Henley Jane: